In the golden age of toys that could maim, melt, or mysteriously stain the carpet, Stretch Armstrong stood out: a blond, musclebound figure filled with a bizarre, syrupy gel that could be pulled, ...

You know you’re getting older when you can hurt yourself just trying to get out of bed in the morning. As I’ve aged, I’ve noticed an emerging trend in my morning routine: When I first get up, I have ...