To riff off of Saturday Night Live character Stefon, this game had everything. First NHL goals, penalty shots, a forward and a goalie pushing and shoving each other, overtime, and a shootout.

Today’s opponent…is ass. I wish I could dress it up better, but Rick Tocchet’s 2026-27 Philadelphia Flyers are hot, sweaty, swampy ass the likes of which almost has to be seen to be believed.

Thanks, Logan! The Kraken’s eastern conference roadie continues with a Tuesday night tilt against Flames East; the Philadelphia Flyers. That game will be at 4pm PT. We’ll see you there!

Did you see how empty that building was by the end of the game? Oh my god it looked/sounded like the inside of a tomb in there for stretches. A tomb with an ice rink. And players.

And now they’re putting it all into motion with the 2026-27 season. The Seattle Torrent, who maybe didn’t have the best opening season (who in Seattle ever does), released their schedule for the ...

After four-five games, the kid gloves come off. A team from Seattle faces another coastal elite team that has an aging star or two boosted by the kind of embarrassment of riches of a supporting ...

Jacob Melanson left the Kraken’s October 1st game against Calgary due to an upper body injury, and we did not have a clear idea of what took him out…and today, the Kraken revealed that ...

Sometimes it’s all about the bounces. No rest for the wicked, the Kraken are at it again tonight against the Calgary Flames. That game starts at 5 pm PT. See you then! And remember Keep ...

Now that’s a good start! For those of you who are new here, I tend to post these gameflow charts that show the shot attempts, unblocked shot attempts, and quality shot attempts (Corsi, ...

Well! I hope you enjoyed a fairly even, strong performance against an Albertan Team! Maybe even would like to see a repeat tonight? Well tough. You’re in the Warp now, buddy. There is NOTHING ...

Victor Oloffson scored two goals in a 6-2 game that reflected poorer play than what the Kraken gave. The hockey gods can be cruel and fickle, and after blessing the Kraken against the Flames ...

The Seattle Kraken delighted the home fans for the season opener by continuing to flambe the Calgary Flames, the team they defeated 6-1 in the season opener on October 1st. The Kraken opening at ...