It would please the court if you told these lawyer jokes over and over. You don't want to be held in contempt, now do you?

SAN ANTONIO — If I were casting an actor to play Austin lawyer Broadus Spivey, it would be Gregory Peck. With his full head of white hair, a delivery that combined relaxed erudition with folksiness ...

With the current standoff between the ruling royal throne sitters (and many others) over the costs and extent of the removal of the “eyesore of the Southside” it is time to make fun of the one ...

A man arrested after telling lawyer jokes at a courthouse got the last laugh when a grand jury dismissed the disorderly conduct charge against him. "It's still legal in America to tell jokes -- even ...

This post is part one of a series. I can’t be the only one to have noticed that members of certain professions have become the targets of a disproportionate number of jokes. Certainly, all occupations ...

A very old joke: What do you have if there is only one lawyer in town? Too little work. What do you have if there are two lawyers in town? Too much work. Put another way, it takes two lawyers to start ...

DEAR MISS MANNERS: How does one politely, yet firmly, respond to people who insult one’s profession? I am a lawyer, and I say so when I’m asked what my profession is. Some people feel it is then their ...