Morgan Reick on Instagram: "☁️🌧️ Why Skylights Should Be Illegal in the Pacific Northwest 🌧️☁️ (Yes, I said what I said.) Listen… whoever decided skylights were a good idea in the rain capital of the world needs to face consequences. Not jail. Not fines. I’m talking real punishment—the kind that won’t cause permanent damage but will make you rethink every life choice you’ve ever made. 😂 Like: 🦶 Walking barefoot across a floor covered in Legos. 🌶️ Accidenta

Morgan Reick on Instagram: "Washington dropped a new housing bill and said, “Let there be more homes!” And FHA guidelines said, “Bet.” 😅 So now we’ve got shiny new construction squeezed onto the same lot as a 1908 original that’s basically seen Prohibition, three wars, and your grandma’s casserole, and the new one is like: “Hi, I’m the upgrade.” 😏✨ BUT HERE’S THE PLOT TWIST: Most of the buyers who want them are using FHA… and FHA is basically standing there like: “Cute house, BUT DID YOU DO YO